WE R DUVS

WE R BLIZZURD DUVS

marcosxzs1 21:35
ohh mage preview

Aleveo 21:37
mage sux
garbage class

marcosxzs1 21:37
arcane is literally the same...

Aleveo 21:37
111123
111123
111123

marcosxzs1 21:37
frost and fire look the same too

Aleveo 21:38
frost: 111111111111111111111111111111 (no procs)

marcosxzs1 21:38
oh wow

Aleveo 21:38
fire: 1111111111111111111111111111111 (no crits)
feelsbadman

marcosxzs1 21:38
arcane has a 1.5 min cd that makes blink have no cd for 4 sec

Aleveo 21:38
cd's that make other cd's shorter
those r my favourite

marcosxzs1 21:39
umm arcane is actually 11722223

Aleveo 21:39
where are we getting cd's to make cd's to make cd's shorter?

marcosxzs1 21:39
get your facts right

Aleveo 21:39
ok im sry...
when*

marcosxzs1 21:39
arcane used to have one that removed cast time on smth

Aleveo 21:39
but i was spot on with the fire and frost ones cmon admit it

marcosxzs1 21:39
similar right?

Aleveo 21:40
if u dont proc anything u keep spamming the same thing

marcosxzs1 21:40
idk didnt play them
i imagine arcane being funny in pvp
"where he gone????"

Aleveo 21:40
rshaman has one that makes totems with lower than 3 mins cd finish cd immediatly
on a 3 cd cooldown

marcosxzs1 21:41
3 cd cd
good job

Aleveo 21:41
the thing is
the totems with lower than 3 mins cd...
have 30 secs cd...
so the tooltip makes me wanna die...

marcosxzs1 21:41
theres a 1 min one!!!

Aleveo 21:41
omg which one

marcosxzs1 21:41
..right'
?

Aleveo 21:42
there might be but i dont use it
LOL
healing stream totem (bae) is at 30 sec and the only totem worth using that spell for
LOL

marcosxzs1 21:42
isnt there another healing totem in longer cd?
or is that one 3 min?

Aleveo 21:42
3 mins
:^)

marcosxzs1 21:42
hm

Aleveo 21:42
1 sec away from no cd!!!!!!!!!
i have other totems binded for utility
but if theire below 3 mins
its 30 secs
LOL
i hate those abilities tbh
just annoying

marcosxzs1 21:44
there hsould be another preview today
shaman hasnt come yet dont rage!!!!

Aleveo 21:44
also theres a talent to make ur next healing spell instant cast but since wod no one uses it PogChamp

marcosxzs1 21:44
arcane has that

Aleveo 21:44
thats very fun
:^)
shaman preview tl;dr
ele shaman: u had 2 m4any buttons 5 us

marcosxzs1 21:45
now its only lightning thingy!!!!!
but no moving nah thats bad for you

Aleveo 21:46
4 buttons is 2 much specially when 2 of them u can use every 10 secs / 30 secs LOL
so lighning bolt 4all d4 wa4y
woops
4ll d4 w4y i suck

marcosxzs1 21:46
they're removing shield debuff for disc!!!!!!!!!
OMFG

Aleveo 21:46
oh god
:(

marcosxzs1 21:47
now i can see that being imbalanced

Aleveo 21:47
wait i didnt finish
enchance sham: who cares lol

marcosxzs1 21:47
um melee?

Aleveo 21:47
? whats dat?

marcosxzs1 21:47
lightining weapon zap

Aleveo 21:47
o right hunters lol

marcosxzs1 21:47
melee attack gives like... umm... 1 dps dot
yeah that sounds cool

Aleveo 21:48
aha
ok then
those r the changes for enh shammy brought to u by dev marcosxzs1
now to the spicy ones rshammy:

marcosxzs1 21:48
they now become a gardening water thingy!!!
passive: watering

Aleveo 21:49
"uhhh so mana is an op mechanic because it lets u save ur party memebrs so were nerfing it"

marcosxzs1 21:49
increases the resto druid healing if resto shaman is in group and vice versa

Aleveo 21:49
LOL
thats amazing
"now instead of having mana"
"u have "tide charges""
"u get a tide charge ever 10 secs, stacking up to 3"
"single target heals use up 1 tide charge, aoe 2 and cd's 3"

marcosxzs1 21:50
but you have to drink one every 2 hours or 2 min in game to not get thirsty!!!

Aleveo 21:50
"we want u to THINK before healing"

marcosxzs1 21:50
thirsty (debuff): healing reduced by 99%

Aleveo 21:51
"we have learned that mindless button spamming on ur allies is not fun"
"so u will have to choose very wisely how to use abilities, thats what the downtime between charges is for"

marcosxzs1 21:51
but dw!!

Aleveo 21:52
"also if the boss doesnt have any water related mechanix u run out of water after using 10 tide charges and u DIE"

marcosxzs1 21:52
disc shield wont allow you to heal anyways

Aleveo 21:52
wtf

marcosxzs1 21:52
WARNING: bring water bottles to the raid!

Aleveo 21:52
can u heal that shielded target if ur not the priest

marcosxzs1 21:52
i mean shield is too op

Aleveo 21:52
cuz now thats a way of wanting me to kill my self while playing sham

marcosxzs1 21:53
ok this is !@#$ing gold tho
lemme save this

Aleveo 21:53
ikr
omg the rogue one
"keeping up with our hearthstone design ideas"
"we have decided to not change their current abilites at all

marcosxzs1 21:56
but rogue is on friday ?

Aleveo 21:56
"moreover, they will not increase in power this expansion, they will deal the same amounts of damage as in wod"

marcosxzs1 21:56
oh i see

Aleveo 21:57
"to balance things out were adding a lot of utility spells"

marcosxzs1 21:57
combo points now cap at 2 and all your skills cost 2!
including stealth!
but dont worry!

Aleveo 21:57
"these r some examples: Burgle: steals abilities from the boss and lets u use them (bosses r immune)"

marcosxzs1 21:58
all stuns are free and have a 30 sec effect!

Aleveo 21:58
"Poisoned Blade: every time u use an ability, instead of dealing damage ur weapon receives +1 attack damage (lasts as long as u thrust 100 times with ur dagger)"
nice
were r b3tt3r th4n th3 d3vs imo

marcosxzs1 21:59
backstabbing? what dat? nah now all skills work form all sides and out of stealth!

Aleveo 21:59
lmao nice
(ability still called backstab to annoy everyone)

marcosxzs1 21:59
no better!!
gouge now requires to be behind the mob and only works on mechs!

Aleveo 22:00
LOL on mechs

marcosxzs1 22:00
gouge some chips out!
combo points still travel between targets
but you get a daily cap of 50
get vip status for unlimited combo!!

Aleveo 22:02
LOL

marcosxzs1 22:02
(only 5,99$/month)

Aleveo 22:02
i was writing my own price
mine was more expensive :^)
BLI$$ARD

marcosxzs1 22:02
they already pay 13$/month so nah

Aleveo 22:03
u dont see the profit possibilities

marcosxzs1 22:04
reimplemented poison vendors for the price of 1 game token per vial! what a steal!

Aleveo 22:04
omg
now mana flasks cost game tokens
mana doesnt regenerate out of combat
healing p2w

marcosxzs1 22:05
proffesions have been removed form the game
instead, players work for blizzard and get payed in-game consumables in return

Aleveo 22:06
"tis is a measure to decrease time betwen releasses"

marcosxzs1 22:07
but here at activision um.... i mean blizzard hq we care about quality and... JOHN! did you fall asleep on the keyboard again?! well, we release tomorrow so whatever
um where was i?
oh yeah we take feedback and make meaningful changes to increase entertainment value

Aleveo 22:08
Entertainment value PogChamp
 FeelsBadMan The pleasure is mine FeelsBadMan Turn 1 pass FeelsBadMan Turn 2 hero power FeelsBadMan I give up FeelsBadMan

marcosxzs1 22:09
"the pleasure is money" Blizzard

Aleveo 22:09
LOL

marcosxzs1 22:12
this certainly was a pleasure, Head of Devslackers, see you tomorrow for more meaningful changes!
sry couldnt come up with something better

Aleveo 22:12
!@#$ u im leaving wow im going to league and buff bard into an assasin bye
there are people with torches and pitchforks outside i would be careful tonight bye

marcosxzs1 22:14
no!! how has the scourge escaped our secret laboratories!?

Aleveo 22:14
LOL
someone call Community Manager Sylvannas

TIMELESS ISLE
 
Sweet Timeless Isle
It's that magic place
Where free equip rains
And Ordos makes us die
~X~

New Hearthglen Castle

        Don't really know about you, but I love this design of building. It has an apocaliptic look to it and the marble, the pointy towers and the dark red carpet just add on to it. The place also has a darkened and cloudy sky which make it look awesome! The moon on the horizon is just a fortunate detail. This definately is in my top 10 warcraft buildings. If you want to see it, just go to Dragonblight, in Northrend, and to the south, where it says New Hearthglen:
 

      Unfortunately, I only got two missions for that zone, but i liked it, nonetheless.

LFR, basically
Looking for a raid
All the freaking day,
Testing all my might
During the whole night
Will your healing skills
Make me able to live?
Will that huge dps
Get us through this phase?
Will this warrior tank
Lead us in the yard?
When the battle starts,
Have somehing to cast
Tank is pulling boss,
Placing over a cross
Health bars twinkling
Healers are suffering
Wild debuff appears
Healing just disappeared
Healers better cast dispell,
if we don't want to be dead!
The agro tank is losing
I think we're kind of screwing
Wild healing appears now
Bars go wildly up and down
Boss life to half a bar
This could just be our chance
Dps using all cool downs
Boss looking like we're all clowns
Oh crap boss is doing his enrage
Better get out of his range
That didn't do nothing yo
All we can do now is to hope
*WIPE*

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